A rabbit goes into a library and grabs 5 books, then runs out the door before the librarian can stop him.
This happens 3 times and the librarian is getting angry. He can't stop the rabbit so he decides to follow the rabbit and bring back the books he has already taken.
Suddenly the rabbit reappears, grabs 5 books and runs out the door, with the librarian in hot pursuit.
The rabbits shoots across a road, down an alley, across another road and into the park, with the librarian just about keeping up.
The rabbit runs to the middle of the park where there is a pond. On a lilly pad in the middle of the pond sits a frog. The rabbit hands the frog the books. The frog says "reddit - reddit - reddit."
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joke
by Ellie ina frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack.. .
"miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.
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This One Is For Scholar And His Celebrated WT Scholars
by Honesty ini have some quotes from several respected bible linguists regarding the new world translation: .
dr. julius mantey - "a manual grammar of the greek new testament" calls the new world translation "a shocking mistranslation".
dr. bruce metzger, late professor of new testament at princeton university -"a frightful mistranslation", "erroneous", "pernicious", and "reprehensible".
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What is precisely your point? All that you have done is post the comments of critics on the scholarship of the NWT. Celebrated WT scholars boldly attest to the genius of the NWT Committee in producing the the most brilliant translation of the Bible ever made. The comments made by spiteful scholars clearly demonstrate their jealousy over the fact that the Lord raised up humble men to translate the Bible in accurate, modern speech in order people of many tongues could access its wondrous truths.
If I had never read any posts from Scholar and didn't know he was a JW apologist, I would have said that the comment above was the most sarcastic reply I have ever seen on this forum.
It oozes pride, pomposity and arrogance. It's tone is patronizing and dictatorial. Scholar does not even to bother to defend his precious translation, just runs roughshod over all criticisms.
It speaks volumes about the intellectual honesty of this cult.
PS - Congratulations - this is the first post I have ever seen from Scholar, without a spelling mistake. Did you get someone from the Writing Dept to check it for you first?
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The 1914 Doctrine and The Threat of the Egibi Business Tablets
by VM44 incould the watchtower and the jehovah's witnesses survive the discarding of their 1914 doctrine?
the doctrine that in 1914 the end of the gentile times took place, jesus took up rule in heaven.
for some reason the jws think the outbreak of world war i in 1914 is proof their prophetic calculations were correct.
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'Scholars' IP address - look at the last 4 letters.
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YOUNG PEOPLE ASK - HOW SHOULD I DEAL WITH MY DOUBTS 01/04/2002
by diamondblue1974 inyoung people ask - how should i deal with my doubts?
awake: april 2002. .
we live in a world of many philosophies and many world views and young christians might be tempted to have doubts about the loving guidance set out by the faithful and discreet slave.
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- "Richie (18) had a fleshly brother who had been disfellowshipped and admitted to wanting to have associations with him despite the scriptural counsel he had been given; Richie found solace in his parents continued counsel and also read more about Jehovah’s organisations loving arrangement of disfellowshipping. ‘I was immediately given direction from my parents about the dangers of speaking with disfellowshipped ones and counselled about the dangers of becoming disfellowshipped myself if I continued to have associations with him’ (1 Corinthians 33:15) After some prayer and guidance from his parents Richie benefited and the devils attempt at subverting a young brothers faith was thwarted yet again."
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To All The New People Here..........
by Legolas in.
((((welcome)))).
pull up a seat and sit on the floor and tell us about yourselves!!!!!
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Legolas,
Excuse the pun, but I thought you wrote:
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For those who Believe the bible to be true............
by defd inwho is your favorite bible character and, or, account and why?
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Big News! The Watch Tower Society has developed an edible Bible.
by garybuss inthe watch tower society has at last developed a product that will sell, edible literature.
the edible magazines are delicious and their shipping and storage only presents minor challenges.
the magazines need to be kept in a temperature range of about 44 degrees.
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It's true - they've announced it on their new website JW-Feedia.org. =D
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Watch Tower sues Quotes for $100,000 plus plus plus...
by Quotes incourt file no.
superior court of justice.
watchtower bible and tract society of .
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Where are defd, Sword of Jah and the rest of the JW apologists? Any comments regarding this issue, guys?
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"You lied when you said you were a God of Love."
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The Chuckler
Brought up a JW, now an atheist.
Religion is a racket.